wipemedownremix:

attention

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basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

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doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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meladoodle:

Bye

hilarious fall fails!!!

shitinq:

These people know how to make falling down funny.

IS IT WRONG TOO LAUGH THIS MUCH OMG!?!?!!!!!

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superkianagalaxy:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

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I AM THE CRAB LORD

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